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Aircraft Registration Form

Aircraft Registration Form

The next time, you buy an F-16, or DC-10 Aircraft, you may want to take care of completing the Registration Form for the Aircraft/Missile, that you would be purchasing.

McDonnell Douglas

AIRCRAFT - SPACE SYSTEMS - MISSILES

Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase:

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

  1. _Mr. / _Mrs. / _Ms. / _Miss / _Lt. / _Gen. / _Comrade / _Classified / _Other

    First Name____________________ Initial(s)____
    Last Name_________________________ Awards/Medals__________________________

    Latitude________________________ Longitude__________________________________

    Altitude________________________ Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

  2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

    _F-14 Tomcat / _F-15 Eagle / _F-16 Falcon / _F-19A Stealth / _Classified

  3. Date of purchase: Month___________ Day___________ Year____________

    Serial Number____________________

  4. Please check where this product was purchased:

    _Received as Gift/Aid Package
    _Catalog Showroom
    _Sleazy Arms Broker
    _Mail Order
    _Discount Store
    _Government Surplus
    _Classified

  5. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

    _Heard loud noise, looked up
    _Store Display
    _Espionage
    _Recommended by friend/relative/ally
    _Political lobbying by Manufacturer
    _Was attacked by one

  6. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

    _Style/Appearance
    _Kickback/Bribe
    _Recommended by salesperson
    _Speed/Maneuverability
    _Comfort/Convenience
    _McDonnell Douglas Reputation
    _Advanced Weapons Systems
    _Price/Value
    _Back-Room Politics
    _Negative experience opposing one in combat

  7. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

    _North America
    _Central/South America
    _Aircraft Carrier
    _Europe
    _Middle East
    _Africa
    _Asia/Far East
    _Misc. Third-World Countries
    _Classified

  8. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:
    Product:OwnIntend to purchase

    Color TV:
    VCR:
    ICBM:
    Killer Satellite:
    CD Player:
    Air-to-Air Missiles:
    Space Shuttle:
    Home Computer:
    Nuclear Weapon:
    Army of Mercenaries:

  9. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:

    _Communist/Socialist
    _Terrorist
    _Crazed (Islamic)
    _Crazed (Other)
    _Neutral
    _Democratic
    _Dictatorship
    _Corrupt (Latin American)
    _Corrupt (Other)
    _Primitive/Tribal

  10. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

    _Cash
    _Suitcases of Cocaine
    _Oil Revenues
    _Deficit Spending
    _Personal Check
    _Credit Card
    _Ransom Money
    _Traveler's Check
    _Didn't pay, just pointed the odd ICBM in our direction

  11. Please give the occupations of yourself and your spouse:
    Occupation:YouYour Spouse

    Homemaker
    Sales/Marketing
    Revolutionary
    Clerical
    Mercenary
    Tyrant
    Middle Management
    Eccentric Billionaire
    Defense Minister/General
    Retired
    Student
    Unemployed

  12. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

    Activity/Interest:YouYour Spouse

    Golf
    Boating/Sailing
    Sabotage
    Running/Jogging
    Propaganda/Disinformation
    Destabilizing/Overthrow
    Invasion of smaller neighbour
    Default on Loans
    Gardening
    Crafts
    Black Market/Smuggling
    Collectibles/Collections
    Watching Sports on TV
    Wines
    Interrogation/Torture
    Household Pets
    Crushing Rebellions
    Espionage/Reconnaissance
    Fashion Clothing
    Border Disputes
    Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500
USA

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